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Some of my favorite quotes from the old timers.

"The way out is always in."

"All tools are subtle traps"

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Angela Monet

"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity."
-  Amelia Earhart

"Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe."
- Mark Twain.

"You have to be odd to be number one."
- Dr Seuss.

"Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries."
- James A Michener

"Procrastination is the greatest labor saver of all time."
- Anonymous.

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Steven Wright

"Pour inventer il faut penser a cote." (To invent you must think aside; slightly askew.)
- Etienne Souriau, French Philosopher

"Believe half of what you see; none of what you hear; but 100% in yourself."
- Bruce Lee.

"If you don't read the newspaper you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper you're misinformed."
- Mark Twain

"In Germany they [the Nazi's] came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't Jewish.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didnt speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics, but I didnt speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me, and by that time, no one was left to speak up."
- Martin Niemoller, 1892-1984 (German Pastor), on the Nazi Holocaust,
  Congressional Record 14-Oct-1968


Favorite Quotes that have been attributed to Darynda Jones:
  • "If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact."
  • "A wine, please." "Ma’am, this is McDonald’s." "Okay, a McWine, please."
  • "Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done."
  • "I don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever."
  • "I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated."
  • "Help someone when they’re in trouble, and they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble again.
  • "I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger."
  • "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  • "Don’t worry about people who talk behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason."
  • "Most of what I call "cooking" is just melting cheese on stuff."
  • "How can it be considered stealing when my neighbor's wifi was tresspassing in my house? I'm the victim here!"

Things I've said, and you can quote me on this.

  • My life is optimized for desktop and mobile, my website is not.
  • When Kate Hutton speaks, everyone listens. (referring to living in southern california in the early 1980's)

    Memorable things my bff said

  • No, U turn
  • White Wove
  • No Moon
  • Poser in traffic
  • A little butch wax will fix that
  • Best chili cheese fries in town
  • Don't go straight, go forward
  • Get off my knife

    Things my besties' wife said

  • What shade of green are you waiting for?

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