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Some of my favorite quotes from the old timers.


"The way out is always in."
-unknown

"All tools are subtle traps"
-unknown

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Angela Monet

"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity."
-  Amelia Earhart

"Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe."
- Mark Twain.

"You have to be odd to be number one."
- Dr Seuss.

"Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries."
- James A Michener

"Procrastination is the greatest labor saver of all time."
- Anonymous.

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Steven Wright

"Pour inventer il faut penser a cote." (To invent you must think aside; slightly askew.)
- Etienne Souriau, French Philosopher

"Believe half of what you see; none of what you hear; but 100% in yourself."
- Bruce Lee.

"If you don't read the newspaper you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper you're misinformed."
- Mark Twain

"In Germany they [the Nazi's] came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't Jewish.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didnt speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics, but I didnt speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me, and by that time, no one was left to speak up."
- Martin Niemoller, 1892-1984 (German Pastor), on the Nazi Holocaust,
  Congressional Record 14-Oct-1968


UPDATED FOR THE 2000'S


Favorite Quotes that have been attributed to Darynda Jones:
  • "If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact."
  • "A wine, please." "Ma’am, this is McDonald’s." "Okay, a McWine, please."
  • "Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done."
  • "I don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever."
  • "I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated."
  • "Help someone when they’re in trouble, and they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble again.
  • "I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger."
  • "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  • "Don’t worry about people who talk behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason."
  • "Most of what I call "cooking" is just melting cheese on stuff."
  • "How can it be considered stealing when my neighbor's wifi was tresspassing in my house? I'm the victim here!"




Things I've said, and you can quote me on this.

  • My life is optimized for desktop and mobile, my website is not.
  • When Kate Hutton speaks, everyone listens. (referring to living in southern california in the early 1980's)


    Memorable things my bff said

  • No, U turn
  • White Wove
  • No Moon
  • Poser in traffic
  • A little butch wax will fix that
  • Best chili cheese fries in town
  • Don't go straight, go forward
  • Get off my knife


    Things my besties' wife said

  • What shade of green are you waiting for?




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