What do you call a sad frog?
What’s green and loud?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?
What type of shoe do frogs wear?
Why are frogs rarely angry?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What do stylish frogs wear?
What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.
What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter xpired?
It goat toad.
What’s a frog’s favorite car?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A bunny ribbit.
How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Where do frogs go to get glasses?
What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
What do window-cleaning frogs say?
What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip it, rip it.
What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump rope.
What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
He was newt to the area.
Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.