What do you call a sad frog?

What’s green and loud?
A froghorn.

What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.

What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?

What type of shoe do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.

Why are frogs rarely angry?
They eat whatever bugs them.

What do stylish frogs wear?

What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.

What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter xpired?
It goat toad.

What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A bunny ribbit.

How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.

What do you call 144 frogs in a box?

Where do frogs go to get glasses?
The hoptician.

What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
Hop in.

What do window-cleaning frogs say?
Rub-it, rub-it!

What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.

What do frogs do with paper?
Rip it, rip it.

What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump rope.

What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
He was newt to the area.

Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.