FROG JOKES
What do you call a sad frog?
Unhoppy.
What’s green and loud?
A froghorn.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?
iHop.
What type of shoe do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
Why are frogs rarely angry?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.
What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter xpired?
It goat toad.
What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A bunny ribbit.
How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hoppera.
What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Gross!
Where do frogs go to get glasses?
The hoptician.
What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
Hop in.
What do window-cleaning frogs say?
Rub-it, rub-it!
What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip it, rip it.
What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump rope.
What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
He was newt to the area.
Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.
What do you call a sad frog?
Unhoppy.
What’s green and loud?
A froghorn.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?
iHop.
What type of shoe do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
Why are frogs rarely angry?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.
What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter xpired?
It goat toad.
What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A bunny ribbit.
How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hoppera.
What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Gross!
Where do frogs go to get glasses?
The hoptician.
What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
Hop in.
What do window-cleaning frogs say?
Rub-it, rub-it!
What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip it, rip it.
What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump rope.
What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
He was newt to the area.
Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.
