candle in blue glass Acme Widgets & Gadgets blue glow logo candle in blue glass
Animated Radar display Animated Etherometer Animated Merkabah Animated Eye of Horus in Pyramid Animated ampersand transducer Front of Kit the retro smart car The machine that goes PING!

GIF GALLIMAUFRY
creating homes for wayward gifs since 1997
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THE MOON
Pop over to the moon and see whats happenin'

MARRIAGE
Cosmic blessings for all genders who wish to receive it

TRAIN STATION
Hop a train headed to almost anywhere

GOING HOME
Someday

XMASTREE
Every Christmas Tree I could find in the Internet Archive

INFRASTRUCTURE
A sneak peek into the inner workings of Acme Widgets

HACK THE PLAN
We have a plan... right?

SCRAP THE HACK
just some beautiful screens

GOTH COVEN
The girls are just dying to meet you

ATRIUM
Dancers in the Atrium

INFINITY ROOM
Dancers in the Infinity Room

BALLROOM
Dancers in the Ballroom

THE BEACH
Summer is finally here

THE CATTERY
All cats welcome, all the time

RAINBOW ROOM
Long live the full spectrum!

LAVA ROOM
Chill out in the lava lamp room when you need to unwind.

CAVE DWELLERS
In a multi-level dwelling!

ICE SKATING
Hurry before the ice melts

ICE HOCKEY
Cool players warming up

SKETCH
Sketchbook in motion

AQUARIUMS
three fish tank rooms here:
Aquarium Lobby
Aquarium Room #1
Aquarium Room #2
ENCHANTED FOREST
A forest full of gnomes, fairies and other of thier ilk

TV ROOM
Catch up on all those old shows

OOPS
Errors, accidents and issues. It may be comforting to know your day could be much, much worse

PENGUINS
A fun bunch of flightless birds

ALBATROSS
Enjoy a moment of zen with the graceful albatross

SHARK!
Sharks talking about everyday shark things.

SEA TURTLES
I actually copied and pasted some words into this page. Inconceivable !

MARINE MAMMALS
Otters, sea lions, polar bears, manatee and walrus romping in utter happitude.

CAMPING
A crowded campsite until I can locate another





SCRIPT SCRAPERY
do cool interactive stuff with fun scripts written by others
FRIDGE MAGNETS
Drag and drop alphabet magnets onto my vintage refrigerator to write a message. Screenshot it, crop and send it places!

BLACKJACK
Play a game of Black Jack against the computer.

8BALL
Ask any Yes or No question. Just like the novelty toy classic fortune teller you may have known and loved since at least the 1940's!

OUIJA
Ask the spirit board your questions, get answers.

ASCIIGEN
A simple ascii text logo generator 4u.

FEEDBACK
Leave me some positive feedback (complaints not accepted at this time in space.)

CHECKERS
Play checkers against the computer. You have the red game pieces, it has the black pieces.

LITE BRITE
Making things with light, what a sight, making things with lite-brite

eSHEEP
Click to add more sheep here!



OLD WIDGETS AND GADGETS
Pre-y2k pages, unearthed and reworked for modern browsers
SPACE INVADERS
No-graphics game, one half step up from text based!

PONG
Fun, but not as cool as the Plug and Play version mom got me in 1972!

HANGMAN
Try not to hang the little
blockhead-person

PEG JUMP
Just like the wooden game at Cracker Barrel, except it's not made of wood

CROSSWORD
A very simple crossword puzzle

GUESS
A little guessing game to test your abilities at, you guessed it, guessing

LOTTO
Random lottery number picker. Good Luck!

DEEP THOUGHTS
by Jack Handey

PRODUCTS
Gadgets you can't buy in stores, on Earth anyway

PUSH
Don't push Barts button or you'll tick him off

IDEAS
Ideas people submitted for new real world gadgets, 1997 to 2001

ESP
It only works as good as
your basic math skills do

COYOTE V. ACME
The legal aspects of the debacle

AWARDS
Awards received for my old acme site 1997-2000

JUST EAT VEGGIES
Another of my very old sites 1997-2001

QUOTES
some of my favorite quotes from the old timers.



LAST BUT NOT LEAST
[pardon my dust, this section under construction]
the who, what, when, where, how and oh hey!
SOURCES
For the widgets and gadgets used to make all the fun stuff on my pages

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